My friend, while watching George Michael perform at the Olympics, thought George Michael was Bono.
Excuse me… what?
Every once in a little while:
- Stop and breathe.
- Forget every motivational poster you’ve ever seen and every pick up speech you’ve ever been given.
- Really, truly appreciate what and who you have in the present.
- Clear your mind and lay out your moves like a slide, totally disregarding the “what if” equation?
- Make your plan, jump in and grab your testicles to make sure they haven’t grown TOO large.
If you do it right, you can be a new, wiser you every day. But you have to be consistent, lest the wheel stop spinning.
And if you can do that long enough, you might not even notice when your weaknesses comes bleeding out.
Now go, fuck the police!
While driving along earlier, the most intriguing thought entered my mind..
How awkward is it to be the President’s proctologist?